<------ I found this couch on Craigslist and almost bought it. I would keep it in a giant modern loft space with glossy white floors and really expensive glass chandeliers. The rule would be that you could only sit on it if you were eating a cupcake, drinking a French 77, or reading something from the 19th century. Dress code would be enforced. Anything between cocktail attire and black tie would be acceptable. I could probably rent out the space for people wanting to throw Marie Antoinette themed parties in which case I would be slightly more relaxed on the sofa sitting rules. For example, I probably wouldn't freak out if someone decided to drink a Sidecar while sitting on the couch but if a person was caught drinking beer or some cheap ass malt liquor he or she would be asked to leave.

Or I would keep it in a secret storage space that no one in my family would know about (don't worry it would be wrapped in plastic). In my will I would make sure the sofa went to my least favorite grandchild after I died.